Its a steep leaning curve for both Worrybomb and I, Mrs WB has seen most of it before, but even then, the Worrybomb is very much a different kettle of fish! So below is a list in no real order of things both WB and we have learnt so far.
- You can never have enough nappies.
- Where ever you hide the TV remote controls, they will be found and re-hidden for you.
- Most baby foods that are not orange, wash out fairly well.
- Orange baby foods are a pain to wash out of clothing.
- Screw tops are surprisingly easy to undo with ones teeth.
- Sudocrem is on the NHS low toxicity list and doesn’t taste very nice.
- Germolene makes your mouth slightly numb if you put it in your mouth and is a little like Euthymol and again is on the NHS low toxicity list.
- Walking with shoes is harder than with bare feet.
- Other peoples bottles and food is more interesting than our own.
- Children are impervious to pain when walking on wooden and plastic blocks
- Adults are not impervious to pain when walking on wooden and plastic blocks
- Forbidden cupboards hold many wonderful secrets and need investigating, what ever parents say.
- Playing Be-bo / peak-a-boo never grows old.
- A smile from Worrybomb can make the world a better place.
- Dummies ( Pacifiers to our US friends ) hide themselves.
- Books are tasty as well as educational.
- Big sisters and Grandparents are “softer touches” than parents.
- You do learn to do everything one handed.
- Water is much nicer from a plastic bottle than a cup
- No !
- Shoes CAN be put on either foot if you shove your foot in hard enough!
- More !
- Two dummies are better than one.
- Yes is hard to say, where as No is way too easy.
- More is a good word to know and say lots
- Ducks only move when shouted at to “MOVE”
- Doggies are nice, but not when they lick your hand
- Waving at bus drivers is fun, especially when they wave back!
- BotBot !
This list I am sure will grow and grow, so check back soon for more Worrybomb knowledge.