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Its a steep leaning curve for both Worrybomb and I, Mrs WB has seen most of it before, but even then, the Worrybomb is very much a different kettle of fish! So below is a list in no real order of things both WB and we have learnt so far.

• You can never have enough nappies.
• Where ever you hide the TV remote controls, they will be found and re-hidden for you.
• Most baby foods that are not orange, wash out fairly well.
• Orange baby foods are a pain to wash out of clothing.
• Screw tops are surprisingly easy to undo with ones teeth.
• Sudocrem is on the NHS low toxicity list and doesn’t taste very nice.
• Germolene makes your mouth slightly numb if you put it in your mouth and is a little like Euthymol and again is on the NHS low toxicity list.
• Walking with shoes is harder than with bare feet.
• Other peoples bottles and food is more interesting than our own.
• Children are impervious to pain when walking on wooden and plastic blocks
• Adults are not impervious to pain when walking on wooden and plastic blocks
• Forbidden cupboards hold many wonderful secrets and need investigating, what ever parents say.
• Playing Be-bo / peak-a-boo never grows old.
• A smile from Worrybomb can make the world a better place.
• Dummies ( Pacifiers to our US friends ) hide themselves.
• Books are tasty as well as educational.
• Big sisters and Grandparents are “softer touches” than parents.
• You do learn to do everything one handed.
• Water is much nicer from a plastic bottle than a cup
• No !
• Shoes CAN be put on either foot if you shove your foot in hard enough!
• More!
• Two dummies are better than one.
• Yes is hard to say, where as No is way too easy.

This list I am sure will grow and grow, so check back soon for more Worrybomb knowledge.

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